…and as the clock strikes midnight, Ruben Sierra grounds out to second. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahahahahaha…
Oh man, I tell ya, the Yankees cannot lose often enough for my tastes, or by too big a margin. I would sincerely love to see them lose until they’re bleeding from the ears. Until such a time comes, however, this will do nicely.
I think it bodes well for the election, don’t you?