…and as the clock strikes midnight, Ruben Sierra grounds out to second. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahahahahaha…
Oh man, I tell ya, the Yankees cannot lose often enough for my tastes, or by too big a margin. I would sincerely love to see them lose until they’re bleeding from the ears. Until such a time comes, however, this will do nicely.
I think it bodes well for the election, don’t you?
Congratulations are in order for the Big Unit, who threw a perfect game tonight. (Translation for the baseball-impaired: Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson retired all 27 batters who faced him. No one on the opposing team reached base. This is a very rare occurrence, one that has happened only 16 times before. Given that the baseball season is something like 120 games long, you can see where this is something special.) AND, at 40 years of age, he is the oldest pitcher to do so. Middle-aged guys everywhere, rejoice! In your face, youth of today!
