Greetings, comrades! Happy Labor Day! Let us take this opportunity to rise up and smash our oppressors while they slumber. We, the workers, will seize the means of production from the plutocrats and lead the world into a glorious new day. What say you, comrades?
What’s that? Oh, you’re all spending the day at the lake. Fantastic. Have a cold one for me.
Yeah, I’m at work. I don’t think I’ve mentioned this yet, but I’ve switched over to day shift. Now I get to sleep like a normal human AND have dinner with Science Girl. Woo hoo! So far it’s working out very well, although it’s a little weird going to bed before midnight. Like, a couple of hours before midnight. Still, it’s a good thing all around.