Real life is kinda wiping me out these days, so once again I have nothing for you. Unless someone can explain what it could possibly be that makes Paris Hilton “fascinating”. Correct me if I’m wrong, but she’s famous for being born rich, taking more drugs than a touring funk band, and getting boinked on videotape. Right? Am I hitting the highlights? So, what’s the big deal? We could go up to Aurora Ave. right now and I could find you several dozen working girls who, aside from the “being born rich” part, fit that bill to a T. And don't even bother trying to tell that she's "hot", because you could douse her with kerosene, strap her to a rocket and shoot her directly into the heart of the sun and she still wouldn't be anymore than "tepid" at best. Although that's not a bad idea.